Le Eek~! (WYR)

.....Yeah, actually, Im just kinda bored....
So I'm Beginning this site's WYR thread. Yaaaaay.....>>

WYR:
Eat Arsonic-And-Peanuts Ice Cream
or
Sulphuric Acid- and- Cream Soup?

Arsonic and peanuts cuz there wouldnt be enough to hurt me.....

WYR.....

Eat your own hand.....
or......
eat your own foot.....

Eat my own foot. I need my hands for drawing and typing.

WYR

Eat your girlfriend/boyfriend,
or
Eat you girlfriend/boyfreinds parents along with yours~?

Girlfriend, if I had one xP

WYR

Drink lighter fluid while in the sun all day

or

Drink detergent then have someone spin you around.

Id say lighter fluid cause I wouldnt burn, but Id destroy my organs more than if I drank detergant.

WYR drink Anti-Freeze or Rat Poison?

Rat posion. Then I could eat rats and they'd died. >D
....Wait, wouldn't they die anyway? >>

WYR
Swallow a Bull Tusk carving of an elephant whole, trunks down,
or,
Whatch Blue Gender and Milf(sp)-Chan Dubbed at the same time?

The second one. Itll only destroy the remaining half of my brain cells xD.

WYR walk three miles in the snow or in a wind storm?

Snow. ^^ I'm suprisingly good at walking through snow. >D

WYR
Have to write a 500 page essay on;

How babies are made
or
How your parents starred in a porno...?

How babies are made.

WYR fight Unknown or Xyzstins?

Unknown, cuz Kama could take him.....

WYR.....

Have the power of the elements

or

Have super strength, speed, etc (all super hanced body stuff.... )

Elements. I could just use steroids for all that stuff. Which of course I'd never do. I need my brain cells...>>

WYR:
Have A Gold Metallic Pencial Crayon
or
A Gold One?

Would you rather die by Kham's bullshit

or

Argue with Shinta?

Edit: Now that I think about it, I'm sorry. This question isn't fair. Both are equally hellish. One is aggravating and the other is pointless frustration.

Um. Argue with Shinta. Even though they may be equally hellish...
Im good at arguing. >]

WYR
Die your hair blue
or
Die your hair green~?

Dye my hair green. Sexy.

Have a mansion in the middle of no where

or an apartment in the middle of downtown?

Mansion in the middle of nowhere <3

WYR Eat rainbows or poop butterflies?

Rainbows...that's like saying would you like this gummy worm or a real worm to eat..

Do a horse

or

Do a sperm whale?

Horse... Although a Sperm Whale sounds...interesting in concept... I dont think itd be too practical...

WYR tentacle rape or gangbang?

I'd have to go with tentacles. Blame DramaCon. xD

WYR
Be eaten by cannibal woman
or
Be raped by a pack of wolves~?

Eaten by cannibal women...<3

Sleep in a cage with snakes (nonpoisonous)

or

Sleep in a cage with spiders (also nonpoisonous)

Um... snakes.... *shudder*

WYR swallow a torantulla or a garden snake?

A garden snake. It might go down smoother?

Spit or swal--

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Reincarnate into a continuously hibernating bear

or

Reincarnate into a snail stuck in a maze made of salt?

Swallow? Id probably end up spitting it out though... ><

Oh Hibernating bear...

WYR be Pooh or Rabbit?

Rabbit.

My good sirs, or ladies if you want to answer:

Boxers

or

Briefs?

I actually like boxers.... wore em once. They're really comfy. ^^ ....I need to buy some....>>

WYR
Die by dancing the CarmellDansen
or
Singing like a Vocaloid~?

Die by Dancing. And I always wanted a pair of boxers to sleep in...

WYR kiss a deer or a raccoon?