Soda Machine

Recieves: Conundrums of Philosophy

Inputs: Tea

Inventory: Real Worms, A Load of Bullshit, Moldy Bread, Stink Bugs, Pack of Ice, Tooth Fairy, Glass, Lawn, A Lucky Cat, A Box of Tears, An Oak Leaf, No pants (And a crowd that shouts 'AYE!' ), an Idea, a Decayed Tooth, Lukas, Campfire, Salad Fingers, Jening with Green Hair, Tazmainian Devil ((<3)), Itachi Figure, Deidara, Fish, Michelangelo, Eraser, Undies, a Volleyball-shaped Bruise

Output: Mindfuck

Input: Rain Clouds

Recieves: Lightning Bolt

Input: Stomach Ache

Inventory: Real Worms, A Load of Bullshit, Moldy Bread, Stink Bugs, Pack of Ice, Tooth Fairy, Glass, Lawn, A Lucky Cat, A Box of Tears, An Oak Leaf, No pants (And a crowd that shouts 'AYE!' ), an Idea, a Decayed Tooth, Lukas, Campfire, Salad Fingers, Jening with Green Hair, Tazmainian Devil ((<3)), Itachi Figure, Deidara, Fish, Michelangelo, Eraser, Undies, a Volleyball-shaped Bruise, Lightning Bolt

Output: Radar

Input: Price Scanner

Recieves: the Walmart smiley

Input: A seashell

Receives: Someone Getting Scooped. (Inside Joke. xD)

Inserts: Candle

Inventory: Real Worms, A Load of Bullshit, Moldy Bread, Stink Bugs, Pack of Ice, Tooth Fairy, Glass, Lawn, A Lucky Cat, A Box of Tears, An Oak Leaf, No pants (And a crowd that shouts 'AYE!' ), an Idea, a Decayed Tooth, Lukas, Campfire, Salad Fingers, Jening with Green Hair, Tazmainian Devil ((<3)), Itachi Figure, Deidara, Fish, Michelangelo, Eraser, Undies, a Volleyball-shaped Bruise, Lightning Bolt, A Walmart Smiley

Output: A Box of Ashes

Input: A Wet Towel

Recieves: A mask

Input: French class (which is now, avoir.)

Receives: Iffle Tower

Inserts: Math (Which is now, ....unm, 10101010~?)

Inventory: Real Worms, A Load of Bullshit, Moldy Bread, Stink Bugs, Pack of Ice, Tooth Fairy, Glass, Lawn, A Lucky Cat, A Box of Tears, An Oak Leaf, No pants (And a crowd that shouts 'AYE!' ), an Idea, a Decayed Tooth, Lukas, Campfire, Salad Fingers, Jening with Green Hair, Tazmainian Devil ((<3)), Itachi Figure, Deidara, Fish, Michelangelo, Eraser, Undies, a Volleyball-shaped Bruise, Lightning Bolt, A Walmart Smiley, Mask

Output: Swiper

Input: Flintstones

Output: Twinkle Toes

Input: A SAILBOAT. (30ft. Light blue paint. White sails. Rigged fully. Includes extra rope. HAS A MINIFRIDGE (Stocked full of Richard's Red~!))

Inventory: Real Worms, A Load of Bullshit, Moldy Bread, Stink Bugs, Pack of Ice, Tooth Fairy, Glass, Lawn, A Lucky Cat, A Box of Tears, An Oak Leaf, No pants (And a crowd that shouts 'AYE!' ), an Idea, a Decayed Tooth, Lukas, Campfire, Salad Fingers, Jening with Green Hair, Tazmainian Devil ((<3)), Itachi Figure, Deidara, Fish, Michelangelo, Eraser, Undies, a Volleyball-shaped Bruise, Lightning Bolt, A Walmart Smiley, Mask, Twinkle Toes

Output: a Ballerina Slipper

Input: Shampoo

Receives: A Naked Lady

Inserts: Taylor Swift

Inventory: Real Worms, A Load of Bullshit, Moldy Bread, Stink Bugs, Pack of Ice, Tooth Fairy, Glass, Lawn, A Lucky Cat, A Box of Tears, An Oak Leaf, No pants (And a crowd that shouts 'AYE!' ), an Idea, a Decayed Tooth, Lukas, Campfire, Salad Fingers, Jening with Green Hair, Tazmainian Devil ((<3)), Itachi Figure, Deidara, Fish, Michelangelo, Eraser, Undies, a Volleyball-shaped Bruise, Lightning Bolt, A Walmart Smiley, Mask, Twinkle Toes, Naked Lady

Output: A Broken Chair

Insert: Scratched DVDs

Recieves: New DVDS

Inputs: a magazine

Inventory: Real Worms, A Load of Bullshit, Moldy Bread, Stink Bugs, Pack of Ice, Tooth Fairy, Glass, Lawn, A Lucky Cat, A Box of Tears, An Oak Leaf, No pants (And a crowd that shouts 'AYE!' ), an Idea, a Decayed Tooth, Lukas, Campfire, Salad Fingers, Jening with Green Hair, Tazmainian Devil ((<3)), Itachi Figure, Deidara, Fish, Michelangelo, Eraser, Undies, a Volleyball-shaped Bruise, Lightning Bolt, A Walmart Smiley, Mask, Twinkle Toes, Naked Lady, New DVDs

Output: Library book

Input: Copy Machine

Receives: A doppleganger harem.

Inserts: My two front teeth...and blue acrylic paint.

((Just starting....))

Output: Wisdom teeth electroplated with silver and gold

Input: Zeus' Lightning Bolt

Inventory: Real Worms, A Load of Bullshit, Moldy Bread, Stink Bugs, Pack of Ice, Tooth Fairy, Glass, Lawn, A Lucky Cat, A Box of Tears, An Oak Leaf, No pants (And a crowd that shouts 'AYE!' ), an Idea, a Decayed Tooth, Lukas, Campfire, Salad Fingers, Jening with Green Hair, Tazmainian Devil ((<3)), Itachi Figure, Deidara, Fish, Michelangelo, Eraser, Undies, a Volleyball-shaped Bruise, Lightning Bolt, A Walmart Smiley, Mask, Twinkle Toes, Naked Lady, New DVDs, Doppelganger harem

Output: Loch Ness Monster

Input: Earings

Output: Shoes

Input: Music

Inventory: Loch Ness Monster

Output: Pipe Organ (The huge ones that take up half a church)

Input: Chocolate Frog with card (Merlin on the card)

Inventory: Real Worms, A Load of Bullshit, Moldy Bread, Stink Bugs, Pack of Ice, Tooth Fairy, Glass, Lawn, A Lucky Cat, A Box of Tears, An Oak Leaf, No pants (And a crowd that shouts 'AYE!' ), an Idea, a Decayed Tooth, Lukas, Campfire, Salad Fingers, Jening with Green Hair, Tazmainian Devil ((<3)), Itachi Figure, Deidara, Fish, Michelangelo, Eraser, Undies, a Volleyball-shaped Bruise, Lightning Bolt, A Walmart Smiley, Mask, Twinkle Toes, Naked Lady, New DVDs, Doppelganger harem, Shoes

Output: An old warped CD

Input: The Ring on DVD

Receives: A refund and apology note

Inserts: A cellphone with crappy internet

Inventory: Real Worms, A Load of Bullshit, Moldy Bread, Stink Bugs, Pack of Ice, Tooth Fairy, Glass, Lawn, A Lucky Cat, A Box of Tears, An Oak Leaf, No pants (And a crowd that shouts 'AYE!' ), an Idea, a Decayed Tooth, Lukas, Campfire, Salad Fingers, Jening with Green Hair, Tazmainian Devil ((<3)), Itachi Figure, Deidara, Fish, Michelangelo, Eraser, Undies, a Volleyball-shaped Bruise, Lightning Bolt, A Walmart Smiley, Mask, Twinkle Toes, Naked Lady, New DVDs, Doppelganger harem, Shoes, A refund and an apology note

Output: Rainboots

Input: a soggy slice of bread

output: decayed tooth


input: the amittyville toaster from foamy toon